Rivendell
| Boromir: Fuck your pointy sword. Fuck your kingship. Fuck walking into Mordor. |
| Legolas: EXCUSE ME? |
| Aragorn: Bitch calm down... |
| Gimli: HWARRRR I HAVE A BIG AXE. |
| Frodo: O_O |
| Gandalf: We must do what I say because I say that what I say is what must be done. |
| Elrond: Fuck you all, my eyebrows are fabulous. |